Hi my name's johnalanhouse, thought I'd give this internet dating thing a whirl as seem only to meet vain, half-wits when I go out and wouldn't mind getting to knowing someone who's sober when I meet them. Send me a message to my yo who (do you get it?) account by using my name in the first line. I can't read messages sent on this site to use your brain and get in touch. If you do manage to get in touch it'll show you've at least got a brain and for that I will gladly chat with you and who knows I if we really click we could meet up and I might even play my piano for you. Muchas gracias senorita's.